January 2012
same shit, different year.
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
December 2011
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“I had no idea how I was going to escape. At least the others had some taste for...”
– Charles Bukowski (via funeral)
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alexedwards:
Neil Young -Old Man
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Trying to converse with adults:
Me: Hi.
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
golden girls~
mrgolightly:
♪ Thank you for being a friend ♪ ♪ Traveled down the road and back again ♪ ♪ Your heart is true ♪ ♪ You’re a pal and a confidant ♪ ♪ And if you threw a party ♪ ♪ Invited everyone you knew ♪ ♪ You would see the biggest gift would be from me ♪ ♪ And the card attached would say, “Thank you for being a friend” ♪
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that means a lot of time wasted on the internet… couldn’t have done it myself though! these lovely blogs keep me from social interactions; I can never seem to stop scrolling down down d o w n…
longlivethequeen | mrgolightly | cations | deadlyponies | bittersweetsam | boatsand-hoes | ronaldweasleys | insomniapit
and the kids from school, courtney | edie | annie | hannah | maddie...
